Location: America’s Best Value Inn, 605 Warrenton Road, Stafford VA
Time: 7/3, 1:51 a.m.
An argument over toothpaste spiraled into a public intoxication arrest. Deputy A.J. Charoenthep found a woman intoxicated and arguing with her husband in public. She was detained and requested a federal judge—an unusual demand at such an hour. She was held until sober.